I mentioned at the end of my post yesterday that my walk resulted in several blisters on one of my feet. Really annoying. So I went to my dear friend Phyllis looking for sympathy because I was in pain. Did I get any? You be the judge...
me: my toe hurts
andrea: lance it
andrea: it'll feel better
me: or it'll fall off!!!
andrea: it won't fall off good grief
me: how do you know?
andrea: well for one I am assuming the bone is still attached. . .and two, it's a blister which means it's only skin deep. . .you are probably gonna have to do a lot more damage before your toe falls off
me: what if i try to lance it and i slip and CUT IT OFF???
andrea: well then you are lancing it wrong. . .you should be using a needle to lance it. . .if you cut your toe off with that then I don't know that anyone can help you
me: i don't have a needle so i was going to use a butcher knife
andrea: cause you have nothing between a needle and a butcher knife
me: well i only want to have to poke it once
andrea: you only have to poke it once with a needle
me: what if it goes through to the bone?
andrea: were talking about a needle here rena. . .you really can't do much damage with the needle
me: have we met?
andrea: I still contend it's a needle. . .I don't think even you could do much damage with that
me: you come do it and bring a needle cuz i don't have one
andrea: I will do it for you at work tomorrow
me: but i might scream
andrea: I'll bring a piece of leather for you to chew on ya wuss. . .have you really never lanced anything before, you can't feel it
me: i don't believe you. what if you slip and paralyze me
andrea: it's ur pinky toe. . .are you this paranoid about everything
me: i'm not paranoid. who told you i was paranoid? was it nicole?
andrea: I don't know why I even attempt logic with you most days. . .it usually ends up making me crazy
She went on to blame me for her craziness. But I guess she kinda has a point. I do at times make it a point to do things that will make her think she's crazy. It's fun. And I get bored easily. Is it wrong to mess with people's minds like that? If it is, then I don't wanna be right...
Oh yeah, and I did end up lancing my blisters. With a fingernail clipper. Don't worry, it was sanitary. And I used bandaids.